OMFG! I BEEN GONE FOR A MINUTE. BUT YOOOO I GOT SO MUCH TO TELL YALL DICKHEADS I prob wont even remember all of it. So lets strt at the beginning So we go to Maryland a couple weeks ago for a tournament. And we was COOKIN everybody. Completely shittin on everyone. Them Niggas talk soooo much shit down there for no fuckin reason. So we walked in the tournament...and we Was ALLLLL wearing burger king crowns. Shit was dumb funny. We in there and Niggas juss starin, We all like WTF? And then they found out we was from PHILLY!!! FUCK OUTTA HERE MARYLAND. So we in the chip game and things are gettin heated. Ma Man Julian Hit somebody so hard he did the Bruce almighty pose. Bull Screamed LIKE UHUAHAUHU! Then like 10 minutes later a fight breaks out and we got kicked out the tournament. Shit was wild cuz we were up by 15. Then I Went To Maryland On Friday Wit My coach and my teamate Julian On a GREYHOUND bus. Gotdamn. It was HOT as HELL on that bus i was sleep and woke up dum sweaty. So we get to D.C. at like 11 and we get picked up by the only cool person from the Maryland/D.C. area, Ms. BEVERLY TWITTY. She took us to like D.C.'s version of south street and by this time is like one in the morning. I aint Gonna lie it was POPPIN! It was poppin like it was nine o clock or some shit, but it was like 1 30. So we went to a landmark restaurant Down D.C. BENS CHILI BOWL:
Everything They Make has chili on it. Shits Crazy. It was pretty good tho. Then we were out a lil more and we juss took it back to the hotel watched some chris rock uncut and went to sleep lol. The Next Day we won both of our games by more than 20 . But the night was the most interesting part of the day. So that night my teamates Kenyatta and Lateef kept spraying us with water guns. So we gathered an army of about 8 ppl and we got the key to their room. At about 1 in the morning we broke in their room. I was in front i ran in there on some g Shit lol. We had buckets of WATER. Im talkin actual buckets, waterguns, and 2 liter bottles full of water. We drenched dem niggas. Then right after we hit em we went back to get em and got ambushed by them lol. All my niggas ran on me and then they got stuck at the fire exit door bcuz they didnt know how to open it lmfaoooo. Got me all soaked. So much friendly fire cuz everyone was running into each other lol. And that was it for that night. But the thing that annoys me the most bout this weekend was wat happend the next day. We were playing this nationally ranked team D.C. ASSAULT. They are some nationally ranked team or whatever. And we was goin right at em. And I guess they were frustrated becuz they arent used to having close games and they Hit my teammate brad!!!! I WAS LIKE WTF!?!?!?!?! I Was ready to leave a nigga like:
How You tryna be tuff but u hit a nigga and run. And worst of all u try to hit the smallest person on our team! Fuck wrong wit em! Ima end this long ass Rant like this...The moral of the story is Maryland is for crabs and corny bitch ass basketball players....
PS. I GoT MY IPHONE 3GS ON MONDAY. I will make a lil review/post on how i got it a lil later. Also be on the lookout for a few more posts today on random shit. Gotta make up for lost times.AIwill IY!!!!
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